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    Post by jhumrii on Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:25 am

    ufff itna zyada jokezzz
    hmm lonely dost kaha se copy and paste kiya ??? lol!
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    Post by  on Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:59 pm

    hmm waow wat a nice joke jhumri dost lol!
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    Post by jhumrii on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:42 am

    hmmmm lol!
    joke kaisa joke lol!
    MERE KO KHUD NAHII MALUM KI MAINE JOKE LIKHA HAI
    lol!
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    Post by jhumrii on Sun May 04, 2008 4:04 am

    ek ladke ko kya chahiye?

    ek ladki jo pyar de,
    ek ladki jo acha khana banaye,
    ek ladki jo us ki khob khidmat kare,

    aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p
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    Post by jhumrii on Sun May 04, 2008 4:05 am

    Girl: can i kiss a man?
    Molvi: Astaghfirullah,
    Girl: Can i Kiss a Married man?
    Molvi: Nauauzubillah,
    Girl: can i kiss u?
    Molvi: Bismillah
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    Post by aru on Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:32 am

    lolzzzzzzzzz
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    Post by aru on Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:33 am

    George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.
    >>
    >> "Hello, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Sheeda from Chuk no -3, District Gujrat, Pakistan . I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"
    >>
    >> "Well, Sheeda," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
    >>
    >> "Right now," said Sheeda, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Basheera, my next door neighbor Karam Deen, and the entire kabaddi team from the village. That makes eight"
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    >> Bush paused. "I must tell you, Sheeda that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
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    >> "BLOODY Hell" said Sheeda. "I'll have to ring you back!"
    >>
    >> Sure enough, the next day, Sheeda called again.
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    >> "Mr. Bush, it is Sheeda, I'm calling from Chuk no-3 Gujrat, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
    >>
    >> "And what equipment would that be, Sheeda?" Bush asked.
    >>
    >> "Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amjad's tractor."
    >>
    >> Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
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    >> "Oh teri (oops)....." said Sheeda. "I'll have to get back to you."
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    >> Sure enough Sheeda rang again the next day. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on!
    >>
    >> We have managed to get ourselves airborne ...... We've modified Amjads's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four boys from Sahiwal have joined us as well!"
    >>
    >> Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
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    >> "Tera bhala hove ...." said Sheeda, "I'll have to ring you back."
    >>
    >> Sure enough, Sheeda called again the next day. "Mr. Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
    >>
    >> "I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
    >>
    >> "Well," said Sheeda, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of days and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners!!"
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    Post by jhumrii on Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:59 am

    lolzzzzzzzzzz
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    Post by jhumrii on Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:04 am

    A boss Fired His Secretary

    here he tells the reason y he fired her ..........



    Why I Fired My Secretary


    Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling

    Too hot that morning anyway.



    I went to breakfast knowing my wife

    Would be pleasant and say ?Happy Birthday,?



    And would probably have a present for me.

    She didn't even say ?Good Morning,? Let alone any ?Happy Birthday.?



    I thought, ?Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember .?

    The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.



    When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,



    ?Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.?

    So I felt a little better; someone had remembered.



    I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said,

    ?You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday,



    let's go to lunch, just you and me.? I said, ?By George,

    that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.?



    We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;

    We went out into the country to a little private place.



    We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, she said,



    ?You know, it's such a beautiful day.

    We don't need to go back to the office, do we??



    I said, ?No, I guess not.? She said, ?Let's go to my apartment.?

    After arriving at her apartment she said, ?Boss, if you don't mind,



    I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.?

    ?Sure,? I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and,



    In about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,

    Followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.


    All were singing ? Happy Birthday? And there on the couch I sat... Naked lol!

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