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    Post by  on Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:28 pm

    Thanks :)


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:46 am

    2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:03 am

    Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:04 am

    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:08 am

    2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:11 am

    Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:12 am

    Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:12 am

    Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?
    Son: I don't feel well
    Teacher: Where don't you feel well?
    Son: In school!


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:13 am

    A typical student...
    grabbed a coin,flipped it in the air n said

    "heads i go to sleep"

    "tails i watch a movie"

    "if it stand on the edge I will study"


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:14 am

    What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
    Lots of blood tests!


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:15 am

    Father: How do you like going to school?
    Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!


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    Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
    Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
    Girl: Aur us dress ka?
    Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
    Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:16 am

    Gangulys Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
    Gangulys Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:17 am

    Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:18 am

    Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ???
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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:19 am

    Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:19 am

    A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously: "Hah Loki THook B aise phainktay hain jaise rupiya pera ho...hehe


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:20 am

    Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
    Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
    Boy: Bilkul nahi!
    Gal: To phir rehne do...


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    If U Dont Eat Junk food, Dont Smoke, Dont Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:21 am

    Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
    Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:22 am

    It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI (maid)


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:22 am

    Wife : Do you want dinner?

    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

    Wife : Yes and no.


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:23 am

    What kind of hair do oceans have?
    Wavy!

    Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
    He wanted a higher education!

    What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
    I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!


    Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
    Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:25 am

    Eik sahab jo achi job k lie mulk se bahir hota hai
    wo apni wife ko latter likhta hai
    Is month salary k badley 100 Kiss bhej raha hoon

    kuch dino bad wife ka jawab aata hai

    ap ki salary k badley 100 kiss miley......
    Hisab bhej rahi hoon.........

    Dodhwala 2 kiss main man gya
    Teacher ko 7 deni parien
    Sabzi wala 7 main nahin mana is lie 9 dini parien
    Kiraye wala serf kis se nahin mana.....kuch or bhi dena para
    Makan-malik tu roz 6-7 le jata hai

    aap fikar nahin karien mere pass abhi bhi 35 k lag bhag hai
    pora mahina aram se kat jaeee ga


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:26 am

    When I was born

    SHAITAN said

    "OH, SHIT ANOTHER GOOD

    SOUL ON EARTH."

    When U were born

    SHAITAN said,

    "OH SHIT, COMPETITION."


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